February 2012
9 posts
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January 2012
10 posts
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8 things I've done, other Tumblrers may have not...
1. Been held by Conway Twitty.
2. TOUCHED BRITAIN’S OLDEST DOOR (my proudest moment).
3. Been bitten by a snake.
4. Given someone a pap smear/smear test.
5. Caught an alligator gar while fishing.
6. Kicked my mom over a coffee table.
7. Convinced my brother for years that all boys are born puppies before they turn into humans.
8. Saw someone puke up shit.
December 2011
16 posts
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WatchIt was raining. I thought I’d share it with you. But you can’t really tell that it was raining. Plus, I still sound like a hick. All those elocution lessons from the Queen herself … for nothing! All that condensation on the inside of my window … for nothing!
I have the Kik.
Do you like really slow, dragging conversations? Would you not be offended if it took me hours, even days, to reply to your messages? Do you like making the first move? Talk to me on Kik or kik, I don’t even know if it’s capitalized! My predictable username is: siouxdonnem
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Truthful Tuesday: Whiny, Lazy, Numb, & Shitty...
It takes me a long time to get around to doing anything. I know I planned on taking the wallpaper down in my living room when I first moved in and then painting the walls. I took 4 years to get the wallpaper down, and we’re on year 2 of bare walls. It takes me a long time to get ready in the morning. … bath, because showers are too much of fucking luxury, iron my many layers of...
Monday Meme.
Things I Like About Myself:
I’m quiet.
I don’t bother people (hopefully).
I don’t ask for a lot.
Physically? I guess my eyebrows are ok and I don’t really have anything ailing me. Plus, my amazing tits.
November 2011
30 posts
goldburn asked: I bet you get complimented on having the most amazing eyes on the planet. So, what size shoe do you wear?
tryingrealhardtobetheshepherd asked: Do you miss Thanksgiving living over there?
Truthful Tuesday: Name-dropping Edition.
The songs I’ve had in my head today are “Walk On The Ocean” by Toad the Wet Sprocket and “The Wolves” by Ben Howard. I don’t really like either.
I keep a little heart sticker over my webcam on my laptop in case someone like @dharlome08 knows how to watch me looking at funny cat pictures all day.
I don’t have a shower.
Or a dishwasher.
Or a car.
Or a truck.
Or a bike.
Or...
Bedside Table Contents
Top Shelf: x1 Dental Wisdom dental floss, “mintburst” flavour x1 Vaseline cocoa butter deep conditioning moisturiser x1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, 3/4 empty x1 Johnson’s baby spray conditioner, “No More Tangles” formula x1 espresso cup for vodka (empty) Multiple strings of used, bloodstained dental floss x2 Asda Smart Price batteries (dead) AAA x2 remote controls, one...
isurfnaked asked: Are you religious then?
Truthful Wednesday.
I have a cap loose on one of my teeth. I keep sticking my fingernail down into the side of it and then sniffing the fingernail. It’s the smell of years of rotten tooth and food that has fallen into it. It’s the most disgusting smell I’ve ever smelled. A thousand C. difficile diarrheas and busted smelly, pus-filled lumps don’t even compare to it. And I just....
Enough is enough.
If you people don’t stop hatin’ on Nutella, I’m gonna cry real human tears forever!