Truthful Tuesday: Name-dropping Edition.
- The songs I’ve had in my head today are “Walk On The Ocean” by Toad the Wet Sprocket and “The Wolves” by Ben Howard. I don’t really like either.
- I keep a little heart sticker over my webcam on my laptop in case someone like @dharlome08 knows how to watch me looking at funny cat pictures all day.
- I don’t have a shower.
- Or a dishwasher.
- Or a car.
- Or a truck.
- Or a bike.
- Or a Segway.
- Basically I own nothing with wheels.
- I got a Thanksgiving card from @annajonzin today! It was humorous AND informative. I think she’s in love with me.
- I got a postcard from @originaljackass yesterday. Ren & Stimpy was on it. I liked it. If anyone else wants to get in on the hot postcard action just message me your address here or on Twitter. I have tons of ironic postcards to send your way!
- I slept until 13:40 today.
- I’m having lunch at Nando’s tomorrow so I have to wake up early.
- Filling out job applications is hard. I hate saying positive things about myself.
- I found a ticket stub from when I went to see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers back in 2002 in Jackson, TN. I was working as a cashier in a BP. My friend’s brother came in to buy some gas and casually said “Yeah, we’re just going to watch The Two Towers now if you wanna come HAHA BETH HAHA YOU’RE WORKING YOU CAN’T COME HAHA” but I asked the deli worker to take control of the cash register and just fucked right off with them & got my LotR on! Hahahaha! Don’t offer things jokingly to me, because I will take up that fucking offer, OK?
- Here’s a picture of it and my crinkly hand. I don’t know why I decided to bring it with me from TN when I moved here, but I did. The stub, not my crinkly hand:
- Ajay Theatres: the ghetto theatre. Wednesday, December 18, 2002, 8PM, but bought at 17:24, what did I do in the mean time? Probably smoked menthol cigarettes in the parking lot with my friend Holly. That also means that I left work at around 4PM and I was supposed to work until nine. So reckless! Such a teenager! $7.50 to see a movie! Simpler times!
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annajonzin said:
You needed to have a Thanksgiving card from AMERICA and some Thanksgiving information because knowledge is power.
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dharlome08 said:
A little heart sticker on your pink laptop? So gay! I mean cute! No wait.. nope, definitely meant gay.
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