Beth's ruptured spleen.
I really enjoyed my daughter’s Christmas play at school tonight!  I must say, the performance of the other parents’ phones was really top notch.  And recession?  What recession?!  There wasn’t a non-smartphone in sight.  Mostly Android & Blackberry, not many iPhones kicking about, but we are in a high poverty area.  And everyone’s hair and ears!  Really, really just the best!  My favorite part was when the woman in front of me stood up for 15 minutes. Her flat, uninspiring ass stole the show for me!  10/10.

I really enjoyed my daughter’s Christmas play at school tonight!  I must say, the performance of the other parents’ phones was really top notch.  And recession?  What recession?!  There wasn’t a non-smartphone in sight.  Mostly Android & Blackberry, not many iPhones kicking about, but we are in a high poverty area.  And everyone’s hair and ears!  Really, really just the best!  My favorite part was when the woman in front of me stood up for 15 minutes. Her flat, uninspiring ass stole the show for me!  10/10.

  1. nikenji said: The magical symphony of parenthood. I just can’t wait…to be king! Doo doo de Dat doo de doo doo day!
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